The Weekender Volume 4.

Jameis Winston

Dude of the Week

The Legendary Veteran Pat Tillman

Pat Tillman Playing Football

Let’s get Patriotic this week for all of our Veterans who have served this beautiful country. 

This week’s Dude of the Week is none other than NFL and Army veteran Pat Tillman. Tillman is one of the most famous Americans of all time. Leaving many’s dream of playing in the NFL to go serve our country. He is one of many who decided to help our country fight back after 9/11. A true patriot.

Carter

@c_troyer8

Daydrink darlin'

Alix Earle

Alix Earle

She's a Total Dish.

Chester

@FBI

Coaching Carousel

Dumpster Fire Daboll

Brian Daboll

We have seen so many coaches fired this year so far in college football, but now we are starting to see the pros go. 

This week Daboll was fired making him the second coach to be fired in the NFL this year. He will probably become an OC somewhere, be awesome get another job in 4 years and do the same thing. With how many teams are god awful this year, we may have another coach firing here soon. 

If I had to bet who was next it’d probably put money on Kevin Stefanski. The Browns should 100% lose on Sunday vs the Ravens. I am assuming this is his last week, unless he starts Shedeur. 

Carter

@c_troyer8

Jameis is Back

Jameis Winston

Four words that hit harder than any Malört shot: "Jameis Winston Announced Starter."

At this stage in life, waking up to this news beats Christmas morning. 


Buckle up — the Jameis Experience is back.

Jack

@jackyankosky

Connor Be(er)dard

Connor Bedard
NHL Stat Leaders

The beers are finally starting to pay off for the 20-year-old hockey phenom. In Bedard’s 3rd season, he has found himself in the top five of the NHL’s points leaders.

Funny enough, Bedard was seen at multiple bars in the Windy City this past summer leading right up to the start of the season.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Keep the beers flowing and the goals coming. Good stuff, Be(er)dard.

Chuck

@c_huscroft13

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Disaster in Dallas

Nico Harrison Fired

Nico Harrison

Finally Mavs fans can rest in the garden, their work is done. On Tuesday morning Nico Harrison was fired as the GM of the Mavs 9 months after trading away Luka Doncic. He will 100% go down as the biggest idiot in the history of the sport. 

Trading away Luka Doncic who took them to a finals appearance in 2024. I am not sure there will ever be a worse trade in NBA history. The NBA even threw him a bone by giving him Cooper Flagg and they are still awful. One thing you do not do in the NBA, trade away a fat white European player who can drop 40 on any given night. 

Carter

@c_troyer8

Sydney Can’t Carry the Load

Sydney Sweeney's 'Christy' Flops at Box Office

Sydney Sweeney

Sydney Sweeney’s new movie has completely flopped at the box office — and a certain demographic seems to be celebrating it. (You may be able to guess who).

Honestly, I think we’ve hit our national limit on boxing biopics. Hang up the gloves.

Jack

@jackyankosky

Burns Lock of the week

NFL

Once again… it happened AGAIN. Twice in a row I took the cheeseheads spread and they LOSE OUTRIGHT AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOO!!! This shit is way too easy and we are running it back… 

PACKERS SPREAD, FAMOUS JAMEIS ISNT DOING SHIT(wink)


Real lock is Islam by Submission UFC Saturday night.

Connor Burns

@connor.burns3

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Daydrink Stock

Daydrink Stock

Market Recap

  • After a quieter sales week, $DDNK held surprisingly strong thanks to a surge in TikTok traffic and a confidence boost from the hiring of Gerard Molloy to the media team. Instagram engagement softened, but investor sentiment rose as the company continues to build its roster and tighten its operations.

Analyst Outlook

  • Analysts call it a “stabilizing week.” $DDNK showing healthy fundamentals with new talent on board and long-term momentum intact. The Good Time Company looks ready for another run.

Disclaimer

Daydrink Stock ($DDNK) is entirely fictional and created for entertainment purposes only. Daydrink LLC is not a publicly traded company - or at least not yet. Any references to "investors," "market activity," or "analysts" are made in good fun and should not be interpreted as financial advice. Please don't actually try to buy shares in $DDNK (but we do sell hats). 

Chuck

@c_huscroft13

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Something Positive

Daydrink is Raising money for men's mental health!


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